"I can see what's happening."
"What?"
"But they don't have a clue."
"Who?"
"They'll fall in love and HERE'S the bottom line- our trio's down to two."
"Oh."
"The sweet caress of twilight, there's magic everywhere..."
Honestly, if you haven't seen The Lion King and therefore do not know the above lines... I just don't know what I can do for you. Just kidding! I can duct tape you to a chair and make you watch it, haha!
Spring is in the air, Ladies and Gentlemen. Spring is beautiful and I absolutely love it. I'm in a constantly better mood in the warm weather, as many people are. The returning sunshine brings out the new leaves, the flowers, the birds, the animals...
... and the couples.
BOOM! It's like everyone just EXPLODES with the need to be in a couple. They want to have that someone to go on a picnic with, someone who will kiss them goodbye before they head into class. They "need" that someone to take cool evening walks with now that the snow's melted and we can actually leave the dorm room.
...Yeah, that's stupid.
No, I'm not a bitter single girl telling you that having someone is stupid because I'm jealous. Don't get me wrong- I think it's wonderful to be part of a couple. I'm telling you this because I don't want you to make the same mistake that I'm seeing in several people right now. There are some couples that are getting together at this time of year just because of accidental timing. But I don't want you dating someone because you want to be a part of this seasonal movement. That's a horrible reason to be with someone! If you wouldn't date them in the dead of Winter, don't do it now. That's not you liking them, that's the pollen messing with your brain! You don't need a boyfriend, you need allergy medicine.
If you're lovestruck- go for it. But do me a favor and before you say yes (or maybe you're the brave one asking), take a moment from staring at his tan face and summer shorts and ask yourself- would you say yes if he was in his big down jacket and those clunky snow shoes?
Curl Girl, out!
Pedantry requires me to suggest you fact-check how to spell the little meerkat's name. Here, I'll help: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/
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