Lesson 42) Party Harness

Happy St. Patty's Day!
I'm wearing my green, and I hope you are too so that you don't get pinched!
The Yummy page has been updated for those of you that plan on celebrating tonight ;)


I don't know if any of you had friends that were leash kids when they were younger, or if you were one yourself, but I know one or two that were. I used to make fun of these people with all the "free the leash-kids!" jokes and all. But I'm starting to rethink this idea. I suppose it's better to have a kid on a leash then to lose them in a crowd.
So... do you think they come in adult sizes?

Ha ha, just kidding!
No I'm not. I'm totally serious, where can I get a few?.

Maybe this will be my million-dollar-invention (you can't steal it, I have it documented on this page!). Think about it: They could come in all different colors and sizes. Girls could get matching ones for their friends!  We could make college-designed ones with team colors and mascots, or even ones with the different sorority/fraternity letters. They'd come with reflectors for the walk back, just incase your pet friend ran out in the middle of the road dragging you with them. They would even have a wrist adjuster so you could tighten it on and still have your hand free for your own red solo cup soda can. You could have them custom-made with your name on the handle and your friend's name on the harness!
I feel as if there are a lot of events, big and small, that could have been avoided if only I'd had one or two.
Yes, I'm brilliant and about to be RICH!

But incase you opt out of my amazing Curl's Party Harness (do you like the name? Maybe not catchy enough) allow me to remind you of an earlier lesson of mine. I once told you that you need to make sure you have a plan before you go out. I've also told you to watch out for your friends when you go to places. Here's one thing that I haven't said yet that maybe I need to: allow your friends to watch out for you. Keeping tabs on the whereabouts of your friends is one thing, but making sure they can see you too is a big deal as well. If you're heading to the bathroom, let them know. If you've decided to go home, let them know. If you've found a cute boy to kiss in the corner, make some eye contact with your girl to let her know you're okay. That way, when the moment comes when you're not around and haven't said anything, she can panic accordingly and go in search of you.

Maybe I'm sounding like a mom here, but hey- lessons learned, right?
So have a safe weekend...
...and get your orders ready!

Curl Girl, out!