How I feel about waiting for classes to be done this week:
How I feel about the upcoming Halloween celebrations:
Awwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So a few tips for you this Halloween weekend (which starts tonight if you're anywhere near a college campus of any sort. Yep, even a CoCo.)
If you're participating:
- Make sure your costume has some sorta pockets/matching purse. You will not want to hold onto your phone while acting out ghostbusters in your Superman cape.
- Buddy system! No one wants to be that lonely Cinderella on the street. She normally gets mugged by Gumby.
- Smart shoes. I KNOW those four-inch red heels go with your Jessica Rabbit outfit, but there's no way in hell you can do the cha-cha in those all night long, honey.
- Don't give him your number until you've seen under his mask!! Honestly, a Zorro one night may be a Joker in the morning.
If you're not participating:
- Don't call your children. They're participating.
- Oh, you don't have a kid? GET SOME PLASTIC FANGS AND GO OUTSIDE.
Happy Halloween!
Curl Gurl, out!
